Every four years I become someone who gives a damn about soccer. Non-sporty me can get quite invested in any event given the right circumstances. Baseball, tennis, olympic speed walking, I'll get totally sucked into the drama, I'll wonder at the skill, I'll care about the emotions of fans from countries I can barely place on a map. So this summer, I find myself on my feet in front of the television yelling as rich but incredibly fit and agile men with funny hairdos kick around a ball for ninety plus minutes, making some of the shadiest characters in international sports administration wealthy beyond belief.
I am very susceptible to the narrative of the underdog. Cape Verde! I'm fascinated by the internationalness of it all, the fact that the players know each other because they play together on teams in countries with no connection to their places of birth, a jumble of colors and languages and leagues. I'm intrigued that, in the words of one announcer, those countries then "dig into their diasporas" and recruit back players who were trained, raised, even born, far from their cultural origins. I love that racist Australians have to root for someone born in a Guinean refugee camp. I get sentimental watching men showing real emotion and affection, hugging and kissing each other at the end of the game, and I pretend I don't know that many of them are probably mysogynistic jerks the rest of the time.
I will, however, refuse to go to any public watch party. The closest I ever got was the 2014 final (Germany!) that I caught in a bar at the Air New Zealand gate at LAX. But being around chants of U.S.A! U.S.A!? At the best of times that kind of jingoism makes me uncomfortable, in today's fascist age it becomes downright creepy. I'm even embarrassed for all those Norwegian fans fake-rowing in unison. I don't do that sort of thing. (I once refused to sing Pokarekare Ana in a Japanese hibachi restaurant in Port Moresby after a table of drunk Australian BP employees gave a solemn rendition of Waltzing Matilda. But then, you know I don't sing in public.)
Ok, that went off topic, but it prompted me to go look for this. I knew it was somewhere, took me half an hour to find just now because it was in the wrong place. This is maybe the day before or the day after the non-singing dinner in Papua New Guinea.
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| My friend Marnie and her mother buying fruit at the market. The two women watching them weren't the sellers, they were simply fascinated by white ladies shopping. |





















